virus: OZ

Date: Sat Jul 27 2002 - 04:42:25 MDT

> I have the first season of OZ on DVD, have you ever seen it?
> -Jake
If it upsets you that much for someone who rapes and murders a five
year old girl to have to take what he dished out on one count, then I'm
in favor of just executing him and having him take what he dished out
on the other count.

[Jake] Yeah whatever. Lets televise it. Sell advertising. Make money. Get
our dollar's worth for having housed them through all of those tedious
appeals, and forcing us to pay for their lawyers and other such horseshit.
Let's sell opportunities to watch them sodomize each other. Perhaps if you
take a fancy to one, he will let you execute him personally as a pay per view
event on the TV and the Internet. 10% liability-free to his heirs (this
isn't Son of Sam bcz he isn't making money on his crime so much as he is on
his own death). 20% to victims funds. 20% for your services, and 50% for
the new homeland security department. I bet that would be a big hit in third
world countries that also enjoy this kind of raw violent justice. If Osama
is alive, I wonder if he would figure out a way to see it too, and whether or
not he would approve of this use of modern western media? I think it would
be cool if he actually paid to see it.

[Jake] Hey while we are at it, I have this great new idea to solve the
abortion debate. Let's simply legalize it up until the "fetus" turns about
18 years old. That way they get the right to life at the same time they get
the right to vote. But I think they should get "gun safety" lessons at about

[Jake] Anyways, we are just full of these cheerful nazi ideas . . .

lotsa love,


P.S. . . . and Monica Lewinsky is a patriot!!!! You heard it here. Feel
free to repeat at will.

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