[Mermaid]"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
[james]Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back but her breath smells so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
[rhinoceros]
"Let a thousand flowers bloom" - Mao Zedong
[Mermaid]"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart." - Anon
[james] "Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river." - Cordell Hull
[james] "If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - Russell Lynes
[Kalkor] W00000t now we're talkin!
"Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow."
"Yo momma's like a coke machine; stick it in and she'll pop yer top off."
[Mermaid]
"I fart in your general direction" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
[rhinoceros]
One more suggestion. This thead should be made sticky and renamed to Virian Therapy Central. Let me try...
"Do fish fart?" - New Scientist
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