virus: OZ (an amiable encounter with ultraviolence)

Date: Sat Jul 27 2002 - 08:20:31 MDT

[Joe] If it upsets you that much for someone who rapes and murders a five
year old girl to have to take what he dished out on one count, then I'm
in favor of just executing him and having him take what he dished out
on the other count.

[Jake] Yeah whatever. Lets televise it. Sell advertising. Make money. Get
our dollar's worth for having housed them through all of those tedious
appeals, and forcing us to pay for their lawyers and other such horseshit.
Let's sell opportunities to watch them sodomize each other. Perhaps if you
take a fancy to one, he will let you execute him personally as a pay per view
event on the TV and the Internet. 10% liability-free to his heirs (this
isn't Son of Sam bcz he isn't making money on his crime so much as he is on
his own death). 20% to victims funds. 20% for your services, and 50% for
the new homeland security department. I bet that would be a big hit in third
world countries that also enjoy this kind of raw violent justice. If Osama
is alive, I wonder if he would figure out a way to see it too, and whether or
not he would approve of this use of modern western media? I think it would
be cool if he ! actually paid to see it.

[Jake] Hey while we are at it, I have this great new idea to solve the
abortion debate. Let's simply legalize it up until the "fetus" turns about
18 years old. That way they get the right to life at the same time they get
the right to vote. But I think they should get "gun safety" lessons at about

[Jake] Anyways, we are just full of these cheerful nazi ideas . . .

lotsa love,


P.S. . . . and Monica Lewinsky is a patriot!!!! You heard it here. Feel
free to repeat at will.

[Joe 1] Well, what exactly do YOU want to do with a fellow who rapes and
a five year old girl, realizing that 50% of sex offenders and 70% of
violent criminals repeat their actions? House the guy forever in
solitary? How many private condos would we have to build for all the
violent criminals in our country? And then couldn't they scream and
whine that such an isolation was cruel and unusual punishment
(especially the ones that would otherwise be DOING the prison raping)?
Ship him to Fantasy Island? Lobotomy could be considered partial
murder and castration might just piss him off...I got it...let's mollycoddle
him! Let's do nothing at all except to apologize for troubling the dude.
After all, it's society's fault; it MUST be, so they (that's WE) should have
to suffer the consequences of having their fuckups freely roam among
them. But let's make sure they retain their right to keep and bear arms,
ayy? After all, it's in the Constitution, and that document made no
exception for cold-blooded child rapist/murderers.

[Jake1] I see that you are just now still in the process of coming up with
these marvelous revelations. Hey everyone, Joe is learning the language of
pain, so don't be surprised when comes up with some new and interesting
flashes of insight, worthy of recycling through many a white/black/hispanic
separatist, promise keeper rally etc. no matter how many times they have
jerked off to the same crap in the past. But anyway since you are just in the
beginning of the jihad/prophecy phase, I would like to introduce you to an
inspiring muse of a game that I wish I had found much earlier. A rather awe
inspiring chick with one button control that really gets you off!! Quite a
good wench! And I owe it all to Lucifer!!

[Jake1] . . . And the name of the game is Smack The Raver!! I found myself
laughing uncontrollably after a few minutes, and then from moment to moment
seized by a real rush of gleeful violence, followed again by my near orgasmic
laughter. It's really a Clockwork Orange moment that all Virians should
share if only for a few minutes out of your life. Just something to remind
you that you are indeed an animal. Probably much more than just an animal,
but an animal regardless. And it's even kinda friendly fun at the same time!
 It opens you up for all kinds of revelations.

Lotsa Love and Carrying On,


"Do it for the children." -meme identified by Raven Black circa 2000AD

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